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Top Flirting Do's and Don'ts for HER back

DO's

1. 1. Smile - It lets them know your up for it.
2. 2. Go for the eye contact and flash your eyelashes - he'll know that he's going to score.
3. 3. Be confident - you will end up on top.
4. 4. Try listening - even if he talks crap your only interested in his body.
5. 5. Look good - if he spills anything on you he'll pay for it.
6. 6. Compliment him - It might work and he'll keep going all night.
7. 7. Laugh - at his stupid jokes and get a few drinks out of him.
8. 8. Make the first move - he'll be so shocked you'll have your own way all night.
9. 9. Be yourself - he'll stop comparing you to any of his old tarts.
10. 10. Keep you car clean - if he's not fit for a room you can do him in the car.

DON'Ts

1. 1. Look grim - he'll crack loads of hideous jokes to make you laugh.
2. 2. Look around at others - he'll think your up for a gang bang.
3. 3. Be arrogant - he'll feel your about to send him on an errand and he's been doing that all day.
4. 4. Look bored - he'll bore you even more on how to behave to avoid boredom.
5. 5. Bare all - he'll come in his pants before you've even said hello and ruin the rest of the evening.
6. 6. Go over the top - he'll wanna get on top of you before you've finished your first drink.
7. 7. Open your mouth to wide when laughing - he'll get too excited and have to run off to the toilet.
8. 8. Say you like everything he does - his head won't fit in the car, shame it'll be the wrong head.
9. 9. Get lazy - he'll tell you how energetic he is and how many press up's he does every morning.
10. 10. Be nasty - he'll get the wrong idea and expect you to whip his backside.